Chapter 00 · The Signal · $BATHOOT on NEAR

BatHoot

BatHoot is NEAR chain's guardian, the real Batman of Arkham for NEAR. If Gotham has Batman, NEAR has BatHoot.

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Chapter 01 · 23:47 · The rooftop

He stays awake while the chain sleeps.

When the NEAR signal lights up the sky, this owl takes off from the rooftops.

Tired BatHoot on night watch, holding a NEAR coffee mug
Shift starts at dusk. Coffee: NEAR-black.

Chapter 02 · Who he is

The guardian
NEAR needs

He's a dark guardian protecting the chain from rugpulls, dumpers, and anyone who calls NEAR "FAR."

He's not the hero NEAR deserves, he's the guardian NEAR needs.

Hoot hoot.

Chapter 03 · The night patrol

One owl.
Whole chain.

BatHoot perched on a gargoyle above Gotham, the NEAR signal behind him
00:12 Perched on a gargoyle. Counting blocks, not sheep.
BatHoot standing on a rain-soaked rooftop at night
01:36 Rain. Doesn't matter. Feathers are waterproof, conviction too.
BatHoot swinging across the skyline on a grappling line
02:58 Grapple across the skyline. Finality: fast. So is he.
BatHoot gliding in front of a full moon marked with the NEAR logo
04:20 Moon glide. Yes, the moon is NEAR. Has been all along.

Chapter 04 · The Batcave

The NEAR monitors

Contract is live. Anything still marked TBA stays TBA until it's real. No fake stats in this cave.

Ticker$BATHOOT
ChainNEAR
PairwNEAR
TradingRHEA
Total supplyTBA
TaxTBA
LiquidityTBA
Contracthoot.bathoot.near

Chapter 05 · Rogues gallery

Villains he hoots at

BatHoot kicking a rug-puller and a dumper in a back alley
The Rug-Puller & The Dumper Tried to yank liquidity at 3 a.m. Met a talon instead. Rug: confiscated. Bags: returned to sender.
BatHoot standing guard at the Arkham gates under the NEAR signal
Arkham Gates Where FUD goes to think about what it did. Visiting hours: never.
BatHoot interrogating a sweaty goon holding a sign with a crossed-out F
The Guy Who Said "FAR" Interrogation lasted four seconds. He's spelling it right now. Anyone who calls NEAR "FAR" gets the light in the face.

Most wanted

  • RugpullersHoot level: maximum
  • DumpersHoot level: very loud
  • "NEAR is FAR" guysHoot level: personal
  • DM scammersWe never DM first
The Hootmobile, a black sports car with a glowing NEAR logo, speeding through Gotham rain

Chapter 06 · The Hootmobile

Get in. How to buy.

  1. 01

    Get a NEAR wallet

    Grab a NEAR wallet such as Meteor or HOT.

  2. 02

    Fund it with NEAR

    Load the wallet with some NEAR (wrap some to wNEAR on RHEA) for the swap and gas.

  3. 03

    Open RHEA

    Open the RHEA swap. Our link preselects wNEAR → $BATHOOT.

  4. 04

    Paste the CA & swap

    Check the token is hoot.bathoot.near (or paste it), then swap. Only trust the CA shown on this site.

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BatHoot never DMs first. The only real contract address is the one posted here. JustHoot launchpad is a separate NEAR launchpad; $BATHOOT is not traded there.

Chapter 08 · The night shift

Join the watch

The signal is lit. The rooftops are open. Bring your own coffee.

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